Stoplights…stop signs…street lights…whatever.

AO: Windjammer

When: 2025-06-18

QIC: Townie

PAX (13.5): Deep dish, Dipstick, False Start, IKEA, mike c (Brutus ), Milli Vanilli, NRA, Papercut, Stu, Townie, uga, Vespa (Ricardo Sánchez), Walkie Talkie, Sonic

Preamble:

YHC forgot he had the Q and almost requested a substi-Q while at a work function last night.  But alas, we persevered.  Many complaints about the beatdown were made, so I think the hastily cobbled together plan worked.

Warm-O-Rama:

Mosey to dam.  The usual stuff.  Mosey back.

The Thang:

In honor of our Site-Q on Sabbatical, we did a Sparkie-favorite by going up the tennis court hill toward Clipper Bay and stopping at every stoplight, I mean stop sign, I mean light pole or street light we see.  Oddly enough, the lights are out when it's daylight outside.  We stopped anyway. Grab coupons. Rifle carry in between each set. Round 1 (up the hill):
  • 5 * Merkins
  • 10 * Hammers (A) with coupon
  • 15 * Curls
Round 2 (x the street, down the hill):
  • 5 * Derkins
  • 10 * Flutters (A)
  • 15 * Skull Crushers
Round 3 (up the hill - halfway):
  • 5 * Thrusters
  • 10 * E2Ks (each side)
  • 15 * squats with coupon
Round 4 (down the hill):
  • 5 * Big Boys
  • 10 * OH Press
  • 15 * Monkey Humpers
There are 6 lights on each side so we got about 6 sets of round 1 & 2 but only 2-3 for rounds 3-4.  Rifle carry your coupons back.  Time for a quick Colt 45 of Curls.  Then time.

COT:

NLB Breakfast is Saturday.  Milli Vanilli is organizing - or is he? Raft-up for IKEA on 26th.  Bring your favorite nipple bait. Continued prayers for my buddy Bobby...cancer treatment appears to be working.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

STU EH'd a dude walking by during Name-O-Rama and he joined the COT.  That was impressive. Dodged a lot of cars today.  We scared half of Windward.  Goodtimes.

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