May’s Magical Mystery Tour

AO: Gladiator

When: 2025-05-20

QIC: Scratch-Off

PAX (18): Butterknife, Chanel, Cheneral, Dark Side, DREAMER, Dutch Oven, Florida Man (Dylan Anderson), Hazmat, Macbeth, Manscape, Postal (Jeff McMichael), Scratch-Off, Slider, Spandex, Stroller, Yokel, Dewy, Brownie

Preamble:

Ah, the Magical Mystery Tour. It's a self-proclaimed Gladiator tradition dating way back to when the Q sheet wasn't so full all. the. time. I think we all had fun today except for that time that Butterknife put his hand in poop. At least we're pretty confident that it was animal poop. It could have been worse. Anywell here's the dilly.

Warm-O-Rama:

Stayed in the parking lot for some dynamic stuff to get loose. It's that time of year when your muscles are already warm...but not as warm as they will be in August. SSH, Toy Soldiers, Windmills, MP OYO, Monkey Arms, Skips, Quad & Scoops, Skips, Walking Figure 4s...and I think that's it? Who knows, we got warm.

The Thang:

Mosey to the Coupon Hill for 2 rounds of curls, skull crushers, and rows. They were OYO until the Q said switch, but if we're looking behind the curtain, I was counting my own and telling folks to switch when I hit a specific number that I don't remember right now. Something like 15 curls, 10 skull crushers, and 20 rows? Mosey to Holcomb's Hideaway that I propose will be called Poop Corner from now on. Yeah? Okay cool, we then moseyed to Poop Corner for 15 burpees OYO. Mosey to the Library & partner up. One partner runs a Library Loop while the other did an exercise. Then switch for the same exercise, and do 2 rounds each of each exercise. I think that's clear. Maybe. The exercises were: Squats, Monkey Humpers, and SeeSaw Lunges. Mosey to Muscle Beach: Morning Call. Mosey to the Field for 50-yard Wind Sprints on 1:00. I think we did 4? Flag for Mary.

COT:

Murph! Stroller is hosting a murph on Memorial Day (Monday 5/26). Meet at the Playground by the Tennis Courts. Stroller is good at leading a Murph. You should do it if you're in town. 2nd F @ Butterknife's: Crawfish Boil...and maybe oysters? Might have gotten that wrong, but here's what I didn't get wrong: 5:00pm on 5/31. Be there.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

So much fun. Q-ing is a ton of fun. You should do it if you haven't yet or haven't done so in a while. Also, Magical Mystery Tours always live up to their namesake. They're always magical, and it's always a mystery as to what we're going to do. It's always a tour. It's not all a mystery. We always sprint at the end. Good work not being soft like those Second Watch Softies, too. I bet those dudes would only do 10 burpees if the Q called out 20. Scratch-Off, Out.

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