Brew Ruck Eve 0.0 Beer Run

AO: Boneyard

When: 2024-05-31

QIC: Feathers

PAX (8): Dark_Side, FannyPack, Manscape, Mater, Shrimp, Stifler (Jeff Levy), TARDIS


Today is Brew-ruck Eve, so YHC wanted to host a 0.0 for those PAX looking to save their legs for tomorrow's festivities.  Alas no one in attendance plans (other than YHC) intends to participate.  "Awe, Beer Nuts!"   Oh well, I couldn't let this playlist go to waste (and had no backup plan), so Beer Run 0.0 it is.


SSH, Mosey to Mater's parking lot, Copperhead squats, merkins, weed pickers, Imperial walkers, mosey back to flag, Moroccan Nightclubs.

The Thang:

Arranged on LAX field with Big Board of Pain, speaker, and bricks. Thang 1: B-E-E-R-S
  • 10 yard Boo Boo Bear Crawl (1 legged bear crawl)
  • 10 E2K per leg
  • 10 Elf on the shelf (coupon)
  • 10 Rocks up (coupon)
  • 10 Squat Thrust (coupon)
RNR 4 times(!) since we will be hitting 4 breweries Thang 2: R-U-C-K-S
  • 20 Reverse LBCs
  • 20 Upright Rows (coupon)
  • 20 Curls (coupon)
  • 20 Kettle Bell Swings (coupon)
  • 20 Skull Crushers (coupon)
RNR 3 times since this will be my third time leading a brew ruck - but cut to 2 for sake of time. Thang 3: Big B-U-R-P-S
  • 30 Big Boys
  • 30 U-Hauls (ouch) (coupon)
  • 30 Ranger Merkins
  • 30 Pistons (coupon)
  • 30 Squats (coupon - cut short due to time)
  1. Beer Run - Garth Brooks/George Jones
  2. I Wish You Were a Beer - Cycle Sluts from Hell
  3. The Dublin Pub Crawl - The Irish Rovers
  4. East Bound and Down - Jerry Reed
  5. I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate Our Home - Countdown Nashville
  6. No 'I' in Beer - Brad Paisley
  7. Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer - Billy Currington
  8. The Beer Song - Seamus Kennedy
  9. Beer:30 - Florida Georgia Line
  10. Longneck Bottle - Garth Brooks
  11. Beers and Sunshine - Darius Rucker
  12. Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers - ZZ Top


Prayers for Shrimp's M's procedure today, praises for FannyPack's mom's recovery.  Prayers also for the safety and sanity of the brew ruckers tomorrow.

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