Gobbler’s Gauntlet

AO: Grindstone

When: 2023-11-27

QIC: Inseam

PAX (9): Corn Dog, Deuce (Jay Mooney), Inseam, jugdish, Omaha, Snowman, Spit Valve, Swiper, Vanna


Gather, pax of iron will, in the Grindstone post-Thanksgiving dawn, where the feast's echoes still linger. Shed the turkey-induced torpor, embrace the crucible of sweat and steel. Amidst the remnants of indulgence, rise like Titans to conquer the Gobbler's Gauntlet - a crucible forged in the furnace of fortitude. Let the feast be the fuel, and may the post-turkey turmoil transform into triumph!


Hit play on an epic playlist. Mosey to the top of the Long-A parking lot for the following in cadence:
  • SSH,
  • Toy Soldiers,
  • Weedpickers
  • Hillbillies
Mosey to the Target Board for the buy-in

The Thang:

Buy In: Jackass Burpee Webbs - 1:2 ratio of Burpees:Donkey Kicks. Starting at 1:2 and ending at 10:20.   The Thang: Grab an oversized coupon. Head to end-zone for some yard line Escalators.
  • 10 Burpees
    • Carry rock to 25 yard line, run back
  • 10 Burpees, 20 Sumo Squat w/ Air Press
    • Run to rock, carry rock to 50 yard line, run back
  • 10 Burpees, 20 SSwAP, 30 Smurf Jacks
    • Run to rock, carry rock to 75 yard line, run back
  • 10 Burpees, 20 SSwAP, 30 Smurf Jacks, 40 Plank Jacks
    • Run to rock, carry rock to 100 yard line, run back
10 bonus burpees for good measure. Run to rock and return to rock pile. Head back to the flag for a proper 5 MoM.


Proper COT moment of silence to encourage vulnerability. Praise having a place for men to be venerable as needed. Praise for Snowman's ability to stay sober over the thanksgiving holiday as temptation stared him down. Check the slack general channel for details on the F3 Cumming Santa Ruck on 12/9. F3 Cumming Holiday Party with Ms on 12/9 at 6pm.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

We missed Hail Mary.

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