Fly/Hump, my Pretties! Fly/Hump!

AO: The Hooch

When: 2023-10-30

QIC: Dinghy

PAX (17): BallBoy, Beaver, Birdie, Boomer, Chesapeake, Feathers, Half-Dozen, HIPAA, Humperdinck, Meatball, Octane, Pigtails, Popper (Dan Richard), Saint2O, Sunshine, Zima, Already in Slack, but WELCOME BEAVER!


Twas Halloween Eve, and all through The Hooch, the Pax were a-stirring, like a scared little pooch. The beatdown was ready in Dinghy's fat head, and the playlist was set to waken the dead....when out on the concrete, there arose such a smell! It must have been coming from the sewer of hell. It stunk so badly that they Pax screamed "Let's go! That stench is ruining your cute little show." So disclaimer was butchered, and off went the cackling of witches done by yours truly.....


12 each of weedpickers, Willie Mays Hays, Moroccan Nightclubs, Hillbillies, SSH's. Mosey for the short loop around the lot to the central sidewalk.

The Thang:

  1. 11's with Flying Monkeys and Mercan Jacks - Starting at the cross walk, Pax conducted a Flying Squirrel combined with a Monkey Humper (Flying Monkeys) x 10, travelled via Bernie Sanders to lamp post then Mercan Jacks x 1. Regular run to start, proceed through full 11, Imperial Walker for the 6, then pick up the 6. Mosey to the back lot by Ari's Steakhouse (HA!)
  2. Dora - Partners did 50 perfect Mercans, 100 Bonnie Blairs, and 150 Peter Parkers. Travelling partner ran around the first island. Plank for the 6. Mosey to the flag
  3. Bring Sally Up/Down - Mercans on Bring Sally Up, drop and hold Superman at Bring Sally Down - total time approx 4 min
  4. Mary - time for 20 gas pumpers, and THAT WAS TIME!


Don't forget Alpha Convergence on Nov 11th at Perimeter (7 am) Prayers for Ballboys M and Peace in the Middle East.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Amongst my favorite times of the year to lead a beatdown. This one was a lot of fun to prepare and even more fun t0 lead. Great work today, fellers!

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