Now that the Backblast Terminator Bot is chasing me down, I decided to finally write this. I was determined to ignore the trashtalking bot, but when it started to send me private messages about traveling back in time to murder my mom before I was born, I decided to just write the stupid thing. But all I can think about with this new bot are the words of my favorite fake chaos theory scientist, Dr. Ian Malcolm. “They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.” I’m half-kidding. I love F3, but the backblast obsession can be a bit much.