Yay for Relays!

AO: Gladiator

When: 08/17/2023


PAX (17): Bo Knows, Chanel, Cheneral, defcon2, Fire Drill, Judy, Laces, Macbeth, RaspberryPi, Scratch-Off, Slider, Speedo, WhiteWater, Hitchcock, Brownie, Butter Knife, Huey


Short, sweet, and kinda neat. No newbies so let’s mosey!


Mosey to the field. A few light stretches. Quick round of “7’s” (6 Burpees / 1 Jump Squat). Then PAX counted off 1/2. There were shockingly no issues with the count this time. Weird.

The Thang:

On the baseline! At the various lines (blue, top of the box, mid field, far box, far blue line, & far baseline), each member of the team will complete the following exercises. Both winners and losers will get a prize!

Round 1

  • 10 Burpees, 10 Jump Squats, 10 Monkey Humpers. Mosey to the next line.
  • This was a HUGE fan favorite.
  • Winners got (TEAM 1`SONNN!!!! LETSSSS GOOOO) = Bernie 1/2 a lap
  • Losers got = Mosey a full lap

Round 2

  • 10 Alpha Ct Bonnie Blairs, 10 Side-Straddle-Hops, and 10 Alpha Ct Shoulder Taps. Bernie to the next line.
  • Winners (TEAM 1 AGAIN BABY!!!) = 20 merkins and a plank for the 6
  • Losers = 30 merkins

Round 3

  • 10 Squats, 10 Hand Release Merkins, and 10 Squats. Jump Squat or lunge walk to the next line.
  • Winners (TEAM 2 in SOLID VICTORY!!!) = Team 1 owes Waffle House
  • Losers = …I guess we owe Waffle House

Back to the flag for 60 seconds of 5 wide merkins and 5 diamond merkins.




  • DC2 starts his new job on 8/21!
  • Mater’s eye


  • CSAUP on 8/26, Fowler Park, 6:30am
  • ICP starts in Sept!
  • Check Slack for more

Naked-Man Moleskin:

On your good days, cast your worries and burdens on the Lord. On your bad days, cast your worries and burdens on the Lord. Grateful for each of your brothers.

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.” – Matt 11:28-30

“Do not be anxious about anything, but in every situation, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus.” – Phil 4:6-7

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