No monkeys were humped during this Beatdown

AO: The Bridge

When: 05/19/2023

QIC: Dinghy

PAX (10): Animal, Birdie, HIPAA, Humperdinck, Maguire, Meatball, Potter, TURK, FNG Bleu Cheese (Welcome!!!!!)


After Wednesday’s nonsense at The Hooch, YHC received several DM’s about the possibility of more monkey humpers at this morning’s beatdown. Given the lactic acid buildup in the tuchus from Wednesday, wasn’t gonna happen – hence, a decent crowd at the Bridge. Given an FNG, standard disclaimer was given, and off we went….


10 each of: Weedpickers, Willie Mays Hays, Moroccan Nightclubs, Hillbillies, SSH’s.

Carry blocks to the town green.

The Thang:

  1. 11’s with bear crawl: Starting at the rubberized play surface, conduct 1 bent block row, bear crawl over to the stone wall by the stage, 10 step ups, bear crawl. Proceed through standard 11’s rep structure. Mary for the 6
  2. 11’s with lunge walk: Starting at the rubberized play surface, conduct 1 goblet squat, then lunge walk to the brick walls preceding the memorial. Conduct 10 dips, lunge walk back. Disclosure – started with Bernie Sanders, adjusted to lunge walks as there was a HUGE opportunity for someone to get a boo-boo with the tight quarters for the travel. Disclosure 2- At 9 trips through, adjust to mosey, as we’d still be out there if we kept with the lunges
  3. Mary – Flutter Kicks, Tempo Mercans, Dollies…and that was time


Murph will be run at The Bridge on Memorial Day at 7 am (Hooch and Boneyard will be closed). Will meet at the sidewalk right by the pull up bars for the start of the run.

Prayers for 2.0’s returning from college, going out for graduation parties, and going on senior trips – may they all make good decisions and return safe. Prayers for parents as everyone adjusts to kids at home after school is done.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Quite the enjoyable morning, as usual. YHC thanks all of the folks at The Bridge for the opportunity to lead – GIVE THAT Q SHEET SOME LOVE, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

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