Dinghy’s Beatdown Discount

AO: The Hooch

When: 05/17/2023

QIC: Dinghy

PAX (19): BallBoy, Boomer, Breach, HIPAA, Humperdinck, Meatball, Mounty, Pigtails, Popper (Dan Richard), Saint2O, Scrooge, Sunshine, Tenderfoot, Thomas Rogers (Kasparov), TURK, Wolverine, Zima, Zohan


YHC likes to try new ways to challenge PAX both physically and mentally. Today was one of those days. Being somewhat of a trivia buff, and a fan of 1970’s game shows, it was obvious that there was an opportunity to sweat and have more than a few laughs. So, with a veteran crew, short disclaimer was given, and off we went.



10 each of the following:


Willie Mays Hays

Short mosey around 1 row of the parking lot to the overhang

The Thang:

So – Dinghy’s Beatdown Discount consists of several rounds of paired exercises, each done for 10 sets, with a travel down the main concourse to the movie theatre and back. At the halfway point, there is a toll to be paid with an assigned exercises (going both ways). Here’s the capper: There are also questions coming from several categories, answered by the group. A correct answer yields a reduction in the toll, and an incorrect answer ensures FULL PRICE.

The Rounds of exercises included:

Round 1: 3 squats / 1 burpee x 10, toll of 5 Kracken Burpees (with the earned discount, 10 full price!)

Round 2: 3 alpha Bonnie Blairs / 1 mercan x 10 , toll of 5 Diamond mercans (with the discount, 10 full price!)

Round 3: DOUBLE AUDIO DISCOUNT! 3 Monkey Humpers / 1 Carolina Drydocks x 10, toll of  10 Monkey Humpers (with the discount, 20 without).

Round 4: 3 Overhead claps / 1 no surrenders x 10, 5 no surrenders toll (10 full price).

Round 5: 3 donkey kicks / 1 balls to the wall press x 10 (reduced to 5, or we’d still be there). Toll of 5 zebra kicks (with the discount, 10 full price).

Mosey over to the flag for a question (which was answered), and Mary with:

Pickle pointers, Freddie Mercuries, and Rosalitas – and that was it!



Brew Ruck coming up on Father’s Day weekend (on the Saturday), Bushwood commences next Friday, and Blood Drive info forthcoming (all on slack).

Praises for resolution of issues for Dinghy, and for all the recent graduations (pre-K, High School, and College).

Naked-Man Moleskin:

For the entertainment of all, here are the categories/questions for today (playlist will be on Slack). Full disclosure, this was a lot of fun:

Football (the Canaries is name of what English Football Association club – Norwich, well done Boomer);

Find These Men (what is the nickname of the 1960’s serial killer who was the basis for the villain in DIRTY HARRY – Zodiac, well done Tenderfoot);

Therapists (Dr. Drew Pinsky’s syndicated radio show also starred which Man Show alum – Adam Carolla, thank you again, Tenderfoot);

Sounds a TV can Make (what activity was Kramer doing while listening to the music being played for the Audio Beatdown Double Discount, was it: Painting lanes on the Long Island Expressway, Helping Frank Costanza model a brazier for men, fabricating a chicken coop, or making sausage – that’s the one, and our legs thank you Tenderfoot);

A Sale of 2 Titties (Dolly Parton’s character in 9 to 5 helped to bring her boss to justice. Who played her boss: Dennis Weaver, Burt Reynolds, Tom Skerrit, or Dabney Coleman  – it was D, thank you Zima)

Smart Book-Lernin’ Folks (In Breaking Bad, what was Walter White’s nom de guerre – Heisenberg, well done Popper).


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