Taxes are Due

AO: Widowmaker

When: 04/15/2023


PAX (10): Cox, Funyun, Ha-ha, Mater, Scrooge, Speedo, Stroller, TMI, Zohan


April 15 means tax season is upon us. Let’s have a little fun with an IRS-themed beat down, where someone is always going to pay.


Mosey around the parking lot for I-mperial wakers, R-osalitas, S-ide, straddle hops. Then off to the top of the widowmaker.

The Thang:

Started with an IRS themed trivia question from our very own taxman, Funyun. Doesn’t matter if the answer is correct, there’s always a penalty. (This would happen a few more times during the beatdown.)

Down the widowmaker to complete our 1040…that’s 1,000 reps comprised of various exercises paid in sets of 20, interspersed with 40 manhole runs. Exercise options included dips, derkins, diamonds, annies and HR mercans.

Back to the top by lunging, bernie-ing and running, then off the coupon pile in the parking lot. Unfortunately, the group was facing an AUDIT.

20 reps of each, followed by a run, then 10, run…etc.

A-merican hammers

U-pright rows


I-mperial Squat Walkers

T-ravolta mercans

Still time for a quick Dora at the pavilion – 50 step-ups, 100 flutters, 150 LBCs and then back to the flag.



Halpha Day convergence next week (all details on Slack)

Another convergence being planned for early May – more details coming soon

Prayers for everyone’s 2.0s who are traveling for various school functions and trips

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Grateful for everyone’s involvement and mutual accountability, every day and every week…and for playing along with the “taxing” exercises today. Anything is possible with a community around you.

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