The Monkey Humper Salute

AO: Badapple

When: 03/17/2023

QIC: goat

PAX (9): Goose, Rusty, Spider, Sprocket, The_OG Zima, TheBurn, Thud, Toasted


Kicked off the morning with pleasant mumble chatter about how much warmer today was compared to how frigid Wednesday was vs today. BUT we were missing the QIC.

FART SACK was real.

Goat took advantage of the impromptu Q opportunity to bring some pain.


SSH. MT Climbers. Weed pickers. Sun Gods. Michael Phelps.

The Thang:

Mosey to the pull up bars for a morning call of burpee pull-ups (5x).

From there we started the merkin/big boy mile. At every light pole we alternated between 10 merkins and 10 big boys until we arrived at TheBurns home.

PAX then on his front lawn, saluted TheBurn with a 10 count of Monkey Humpers.

On the way back to the flag we alternated between Diamond Merkins and Box Cutters.

Once at the flag we circled up for a round of 11s on Q count. 10 merkins to 1 thruster. After the count flip flopped, we moseyed to the bottom of Zima’s hill for 10 burpees. Halfway back up the hill we stopped for 10 big boys.

And this concluded the impromptu BD.


Prayers for Sprocket’s family, TheBurn’s in-laws.


Naked-Man Moleskin:

Grateful and honored to lead.

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