Progressive Run

AO: Jailbreak

When: 03/16/2023

QIC: Inseam

PAX (11): Cockroach, Corn Dog, Crab Cake, Happy Tree, Inseam, Mr. Hand, Pinkman, Prius, Schneider, Shroot, Whiz


Progressive Run is not to be confused with a progression run. During the PrePreRun, 2 of the 5 pack had a code brown emergency. Fortunately, we were seconds from Double Deez. Unfortunately, there was only one porcelain thrown. It was at this exact moment one unnamed pax made the immediate choice to identify as a female, and take care of business in the little girls room. Little did the 3 other pax know, the next hour and 15 minutes would be filled with much discussion about pronouns, this pax’s new They/Them status, and other “progressive” conversation.


Whiz did a foreplay/orgasm lap. It was a very confusing situation, but based on his explanation we have since determined it was an orgasm lap for the preprerun.

The Thang:

Run some more new roads and so old, but loved, hills. One positive to all the construction in town is all the new roads to run.


All jokes aside, this was one of the best jailbreak glooms in a while. Great Zone 2-3 run, excellent company and conversation, and just an overall great time. Hard work does mix with 2nd F. This is what being a PRIC is all about.


We tried.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Such a good morning. Appreciate the chance to lead you all down new roads.

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