Heavy Stuff’s Not Coming Down for a While…

AO: Windjammer

When: 02/17/2023

QIC: Townie

PAX (6): Caroline, Cookie, Cox, False Start, Nair, Townie


With Milli Vanilli intentionally fart-sacking on his Q responsibilities, YHC stepped up to the plate to lead a wet, damp, humid, moist, rainy beatdown on this lovely Friday.



Mosey to the big flag at the Windjammer Dam

SSH’s, Weed pickers, Imperial Walkers, Mountain Man Poopers (led by False Start, naturally) Covids, Arm Circles

Mosey to Sports Park Pavilion. 

The Thang:

THANG 1:   

Four Corners Escalator (modified to be carried out under the pavilion).  Then alternate after each “corner” by Lunge Walk around the pavilion, Bear Crawl the pavilion, etc…

Corner 1:  10 Mercans

Corner 2:  10 Mercans, 20 Freddie Mercs (A), 

Corner 3:  10 Mercans, 20 Freddie Mercs (A), 30 Squats

Corner 4:  10 Mercans, 20 Freddie Mercs (A), 30 Squats, 40 LBC’s

What must go up, must also go down!  Round 2 – slight alternate with a lap around the basketball court of run, then Bernie, run, Bernie…or something like that.  

Corner 1: 40 LBC’s, 30 Squats, 20 Freddie Mercs (A), 10 Mercans

Corner 2:  40 LBC’s, 30 Squats, 20 Freddie Mercs (A)

Corner 3:  40 LBC’s, 30 Squats

Corner 4:  40 LBCs


Grab coupons.  



Colt 75’s.  Since Erich dumped this beatdown on me, and he’s a Browns fan.  We’re going to honor the 3 best Browns players of all-time.  And since the original Cleveland Browns packed up shop and moved to Baltimore in the 90’s to replace the Baltimore Colts…oh you get the gist of it.  

Bernie Kosar #19 – Overhead Presses

Nick Chubb #24 – Curls

Jim Brown #32 – Skull Crushers


Mosey back to the Windjammer flag, a round of mary consisted of Mercans, Gas Pumpers, Dollys, LBCs (more? yikes), and E2K’s.  During this time our flag fell to the ground so we paid our penalty of 10-15 burpees each. 


Special shout-out to Dredd for helping a soon to be PAX in a legal situation.


Naked-Man Moleskin:

Shout out to the PAX who beat the fartsack on a rainy Friday.  Easily the hardest situation to avoid the fartsack and bail on an HC.  We went 6 for 6.  Low numbers but 100% commitment.

Nice work Gents!

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