Valley Girls Magical Mile – Firehouse edition

AO: Firehouse

When: 02/09/2023

QIC: Valley Girl

PAX (9): Ace Ventura, Closets closets closets, Janeway, LifeLock VPN, Lightweight, Sirmixalot, Suarez, Zuckerburg/Snorlax


It’s a 25 minute drive North but I’ll always be on the Q sheet for my good friends at Firehouse.  Great park for a beat down.


End of the upper lot for WMH, WP, SSH, Global Warming, and sun Gods

The Thang:

Valley Girls Magical mile…Firehouse version

Using the upper lot, it’s .37 miles around. So we planned 3 trips around for 1.11 miles.
The loop had 6 different points, the crosswalks and drive cut through, where we stopped to get swole.
Lap 1 – 17 Merkins at each stop – 102 merkins
Lap 2 – 17 Prisoner squats at each stop – 102 prisoner squats
Lap 3 = 17 LBC at each stop – 102 LBC

Mosey to the soccer field, line up on the side line for foxhole.   Rolling over side to side doing a merkins and WWI sit ups, increasing reps by 1 for each roll.  Stopped at 12.

Back to flag for a de-escalator. 7 Donkey Kicks, 7 Jump Squats, 7 Jonnie Drama’s. Then 6, 5, 4 and so on.

3 minutes of Mary, No surrender’s and controlled merkins


Sirmixalot has had a crazy year, it’s catching up so we pray for his fortitude and mental strength

Ace’s mentee Jordan for physical and mental health through his surgery

The victims of the earthquake

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Love going to firehouse, love leading these men. Great to see some new faces.

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