Maybe Poker’s just not your game…. AO: Starting Line When: 11/16/2022 QIC: Sirmixalot PAX (2): Script Kiddie, Sirmixalot Preamble:YHC had been wanting to play around with the new workout deck he recently purchased. I had not used this before and sort of made it up as we went along. It all worked out for the best in the end. Warm-O-Rama:SSH, Weed Picker, Hillbillies, Sun Gods The Thang:Separated the cards into their 4 suits. Diamonds for upper body, Spades for legs, Hearts for Cardio (unsurprisingly) and clubs for core. YHC drew a card from each stack and the plan was for us to do 4 exercises then mosey for a lap around the circle. Round 1 – on this one the cardio was a mosey so that was the 4th exercise King of Diamonds (25 Merkins) King of Spades (25 Squats) King of Clubs (25 American Hammer AC) 3 of hearts (Sprint 300 Meters- We fast moseyed around the track) Round 2 8 of Diamonds (more merkins – 18 this time) 6 of Spades (16 Bonnie Blair AC) 6 of hearts (Bernie around the small track) 7 of clubs (17 LBCs) Moseyed around the big loop Round 3 10 of diamonds (incline merkin x 20) 2 of spades (bulgarian split squat 12 AC) 8 of hearts (Squat thrust x 18) 4 of clubs (14 heels to heaven) Moseyed around the track Round 4 Jack of Diamonds (dips x 25) Ace of spades (Calf Raise x 100) 9 of hearts (19 high knees) Queen of clubs (25 Freddie Mercury AC) Moseyed around the track Round 5 5 of Diamonds (15 Hand release merkins) Queen of spades (monkey humpers x 25) 10 of hearts (Butt kicks – I wasn’t sure on this one so I said Alabama Ass Kickers – x 20 AC – in retrospect they probably intended for us to do the standing butt kicks – I will know for next time) 2 of Clubs (WW2 Situps x 12) Moseyed around track At this point there was time for one final round of exercises 9 of Diamonds (Ranger Merkin x 19) 8 of spades (Reverse lunge x 18) 5 of clubs (15 E2Ks AC) and finally the dreaded burpee card Queen of hearts (25 burpees – we ran out of time but each completed 10+ burpees) COT:We prayed for a host of things and men and their families. Had some good discussions. Had some coffee then it was time to head out. Naked-Man Moleskin:Even when numbers are a bit light (tends to happen during the first good cold snap) it is always good to be together in the gloom.