So That’s Why Bears Are Grumpy!

AO: Norseman

When: 10/04/2022

QIC: Ha-ha

PAX (19): Blistex, Callahan, Cam's, Chapter 11, Cup Check, DeLorean, FICO, Ha-ha, Hose Head, HotSauce, Nacho Libre, Orvis, Shortcake, Stu, TMI, Walkie Talkie, LastCall, FNG CFIT, Night Rider


  • It was a glorious morning with low humidity and temps in the upper 50s. Stars covered the sky and the Norseman owl was looking for a mate.  But it was time for some serious work. I had 2 ideas planned for this morning so I gave the PAX the choice: coupon or body weight workout? Body weight was selected.


We had 1 FNG (Welcome CFIT) so a thorough disclaimer was delivered and off we went.

Straight into HotSauce making his motorcycle entrance.

We circled at the parking area by Turf Field 2 for:

  • SSH
  • Weed Pickers
  • Imperial Walkers
  • Iron Cross
  • Arm Circles OYO
  • Covids


The Thang:

Time to get to work. A very short mosey to the main street where we partnered up for:

Bear Crawl BLIMPS


  • Burpees x5
  • Lunge x10
  • Imperial Walker x15
  • Merkin x20
  • Plank Jack x25
  • Squat x30


Partner 1 bear crawls toward Bethany Bend while partner 2 performs BLIMPS starting with Burpees. After 5 Burpees run and catch up with your partner and switch. After Partner 1 finishes Burpees and runs and switches and partner 2 does Burpees and Lunges. Continue on until both partners complete the full BLIMPS.

Recover the PAX and run back to the flag by way of Joro spider trail to the back pavilion with a stop for 20 in cadence count Derkins.

Continue to the flag for:

  • LBC
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Flutter Kicks
  • Merkins

6:15 and shoulders are now thoroughly cooked.



  • The Norsemen have the October NLB Saturday morning beatdown and breakfast on 10/22
  • Convergence at Newtown Park on 10/29
  • Reminders to love your wife and to notice the people around you. Who needs a hand up? Who is down in the dumps? Be a positive influence
  • Welcome FNG now known as CFIT



Naked-Man Moleskin:

Nice to see Blistex back.

Lots of sweat laid out on park road on the way to Bethany.

Hot Sauce scattered a few PAX on his way in this morning! Hog gone wild.

Great crowd this morning but missing the Respect crew, TO, Bottom Bunk and Untouchable. Safe travels, men.

Stu is trying to find us a group deal on rotator cuff surgery. Standby.

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