If you love Jugdish, set him free. If he comes back, it was meant to be….
QIC: Valley Girl
PAX (12): Ansel Adams, Baskins, Crab Cake, Dumpster, Inseam, jugdish, Mr. Hand, Napalm, Valley Girl, Whiz, FNG LaZyBoy, Dreamboat
Had a route planned that I used a few months prior with a couple good hills on it. Established a new record at Jailbreak with 12 PAX, including FNG LaZyBoy!
It was a weird morning. Here we go.
No. Started running after the disclaimer
Please excuse the slightly profane language below.
Jumped out to head South on Castleberry. Plan is to run down to the Castleberry Village neighborhood, run through the entire ‘hood as it has a good hill coming back. Didn’t realize Ansel Adams lived in there! So as we head down Castleberry, we see the headlamp of Ansel bounding towards us! Glad you could join!
Got into the neighborhood half way in and, lo and behold, there’s Dreamboat! He also lives in there and Ansel reached out to have him join us. (By the way, Ansel runs with his phone. While pretty much everyone else is breathing heavy, straining to talk, Ansel is snapchatting and laughing at TikTok videos).
Headed back North and took a left on Tolbert because it has a good hill to climb. It also has a good shit smell. I believe we were down wind from the chicken plant, and there is also a dump over there. We expressed concern for those houses that we passed…what a place to live. But hey, we’re optimists, and we all agreed if you lived there you have something else besides the dog to blame when you drop ass around your significant other. Dumpster is looking for property over there as we speak. More on that later….
Crossed Kelly Mill ready to take a left on 20 for the last 10 minutes of the run. So we caught up with Dumpster who was ahead and going straight instead of left. Turns out he said he had to leave early to drop the kids off at school. OR did he say the pool? Ooooooohhhh I get it! Dumpster had a turtle head and he was hitting a 6:25 mile pace back towards Community Cup. Ya know…with Dumpster and Stiff Arm, we need to get a porta potty installed somewhere near the AO.
That reminds me…anyone seen Depends? Hasn’t posted in months.
Headed West on 20. A little past Dunkin we turn right. Ansel and LaZyBoy went straight to get a little more in. The rest went right. Or so we thought. Inseam appears from the right after cutting through a parking lot. As good PAX do, we did some accounting for the 6. Where’s Jugdish?? Inseam says ” he was right behind me”. We waited, but no Jugdish.
(Side note for those outside our AO who may be reading this. See….Jugdish has a slight vision problem. He’s a great sport about it, but it is concerning if you lose a Jugdish) We were right at about 6:15 so a few went back to the flag to call JD, because he also always has his phone with him(in case he gets lost). A few of us ran back to Hwy 20 to look for the headlamp and red Tracer. Nothing. Legitimate concern at this point. But alas, we called, and he was in great shape heading back to the flag. So we waited and there he came!
However, looking down, Jugdish knee was bleeding down his leg. We all felt terrible, but actually it happened before he wandered off! Tripped over a curb while running in the back with Inseam. After a few questions to a nervous Inseam, it was determined that Inseam tripped him and told him it was a curb. Just didn’t want to be the last 6.
Prayers out to the community.
12 PAX out there running was awesome! A lot of great mumblechatter.