Nothing Finer than a Fifty-niner!

AO: The Wreck

When: 08/03/2022

QIC: Sell-out

PAX (14): aflac, Beans, Bear, Bieber, Circus, Donor, Echo, Moonshine, rip, Shrink, Sic’em, Switch, Whiff


QIC showed up with some energizing tunes from some hard driving rock playlist. Very nice welcome for a Bday Q.


Mosey began off into the dark woods to Ted Nugent’s Stranglehold.  Up the hill backwards and sideways to the parking lot by the art center. Q led with some silly style side straddle hops, mountain climbers, toy soldiers, hillbillies and very sound effect intensive Abe Vigodas. Mosey to the pavilion by the pond.

The Thang:

PAX picked up lifting coupons by the pond and proceeded to follow the board of pain illuminated.

Fifty-nine of everything.

Curls, dips, step ups, thrusters (the peak of pain), bent rows, merkins, with alternating trips down the path using a jump rope, broad jump, jump rope, backwards run, jump rope, neaderthal crawl etc.

Then we ran out of time but I know we couldn’t have run out of sweat~!


QIC gave thanks to PAX for support this year struggling with family pain.

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Don’t smoke dumbasses!

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