Look, my 3 year old is doing Balls To The Wall!

AO: Nirvana

When: 05/21/2022

QIC: No-See-Um

PAX (46): Caffey, Callahan, Crikey, Dipstick, Dosido, Hollywood, Lil Hurt, Mayhem, MillerTime, No-See-Um, Special K, The Real Woody, uga, Walkie Talkie, Wilson (Scott Christopher), Irene, Tank, Big Papi, Gus Bus (FNG), Hot Mic (FNG), Cookout, Licorice, Bucee (FNG), Cobra Kai, Sea Biscuit, Chopper (FNG), Barbie, Peanut, Fireworks, Tea Cup, Sassy, Athena, Lambo, Abba (FNG), Lolo (FNG-ish), Snuggie, Picasso (FNG), Freestyle (FNG), Sonic (FNG), Captain Hook (FNG), Atari (FNG), CartWheel (FNG), Snipes (FNG), Rainbow Dash (FNG), Nap Time (FNG), Doolittle (FNG)


Co-Q Day: No-See-Um & Caffey


AO Nirvana has been open almost 9 months now, which means it was time for a Nirvana baby to be had, haha! Therefore a 2.0 BD was planned to show all our shorties what we do every morning in the gloom. Caffey & No-See-Um stepped up to lead as the good site Q’s they are and managed to muster some good chatter about it leading up.


46 total Pax and 2.0’s posted ready to kick off their Saturday with a bang!


After a perfectly recited Disclaimer was given by Caffey, the group moseyed over to the MHS flag pole and circled up for some:

SSH, Merkins, Hillbillies, Weedpickers, Arm Circles, Covids.

The Thang:

Tic-Tac-Toe Relay:

After splitting in two groups, NSU realized the two lines (stretching nearly all the way to the edge of the school)….but proceeded anyway as planned. 9 circles were painted and cornhole bags were used by one player from each line….with object of game to obviously get three in a row.

First person would sprint to the TTT board and throw down a bag while 2nd person was doing burpees until their teammate crossed the line. Everyone else was holding plank. Each team traded wins back and forth with lots of mumble chatter from the shorties.


Now on to the stadium field, where Caffey had some relays set-up.

  • Round 1: bear crawl 10 yards for 2.0’s and 20 yards for PAX. Complete 25 Mercans for Pax and number of Mercans for age for 2.0 (so 5 year old does 5)


  • Round 2: broad jump 10 yards for 2.0 and 20 yards for Pax. Complete 25 real squats for Pax and number of squats for age for 2.0


  • Round 3: crab walk 10 yards for 2.0 and 20 yards for Pax. Spell your name (Nickname) with feet 6 inches off the ground (ab exercise)


Pax and 2.0’s alike planked or held the Al Gore while waiting on the six. Lolo (NSU’s 2.0) was the honorary form police as she pointed out several flaws in YHC’s form.



Three rounds with dads being in the center circle for rounds 1 & 3 ….and 2.0s only once for round 2. A few head shots were taken but all survived. Except for maybe one pax (dad) who evidently took one straight to the privates!


Back to the flag for some Mary & BTTW. Big oval over near the NMS wall for three rounds of Mary work while different age groups did BTTW. Yes, that is what was called out but specifically as “BTTW”. However, as the seniors of the group, aka 40 & over demonstrated the exercise, many pax forgot who all were at the workout this am. There were many “time for Balls To The Wall” ….with the last half trailing off in silence but still got some giggles from the kiddos.



The naming of the 16 FNG’s including one that forgot to bring his daddy (Gus Bus) took a good amount of time and there were several boxes of Krispy Kreme doughnuts calling our names. Crikey took us out with a prayer/blessing and then the group picture was taken.


A fun-filled morning of controlled (somewhat) chaos was had by all and what a great way to start the weekend.

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