AO: Starting Line

When: 05/21/2022

QIC: Lightweight

PAX (6): Janeway, Komrad, LifeLock VPN, Lightweight, Script Kiddie, Zuckerburg


All 6 HIM’s showed up for the pre ruck. Got in 45 min of rucking.


After the ruck we set out to run and whenever we stop we do 20 Merkin, Crunchy Frogs, and Bonnie Blairs.

We started with running to the HS football field with 3 stops along the way. We then proceeded to the benches and started running up and down.

Right when we were about to end the stairs Lightweight decided to show people how to pay attention to everything around them. He missed the last step and let out a few choice words to express his dislike of the stairs. He proceded to flop around on the ground as others tried to help him out.

Because of his shame of being unable to walk down stairs he rejected the help of others and decided to crawl up the hill as Script Kiddie went to get his car.

Script Kiddie picked up lightweight, LifeLock, and Zuckerberg to bring them back to the start. Komrad and Janeway wanted to run back.

Since Lightweight left when he got back he has no clue what happened from that point but he is sur it was good.


The Thang:

They prayed that Lightweight would heal quickly.

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