Alpha Spring Convergence ’22

AO: Norseman

When: 05/07/2022

QIC: Cookie

PAX (85): Ace Ventura, aflac, Animal, BallBoy, Baskins, Birdie, Boomer, Bottom Bunk, Callahan, Chopper, Circus, Cookie, Cox, Crab Cake, Crikey, defcon2, Deuce (Jay Mooney), Devito, Dinghy, Dipstick, Dosido, DREAMER, Ethan Freefall, False Start, Feathers, Funyun, goat, HotSauce, Hungry Hungry, Inseam, Janeway, Komrad, Lefty, LifeLock VPN, Lightweight, lumbergh, Maguire, Manhole, Mayhem, Meatball, MillerTime, Moonshine, Nacho Libre, No-See-Um, NRA, Padre, Password 123, Pepper, PitStop, Pumba, RaspberryPi, Saint2O, Scar, Script Kiddie, Sell-out, Shooter, Sirmixalot, Skip-pe, Snowman, Sox, Special K, Speedo, Stroller, Stu, Suarez, Sunshine, TheBurn, TMI, TO, Todd Doherty l F3 UMass, TopHat, Turbine, TURK, Valley Girl, Walkie Talkie, YouTube, Zohan, FNG, Bullet, Tank, Broomstick, Onesie, Wheels, Training Wheels, Gator


Callahan welcomed the PAX,  gave the release, led Warm-orama, and broke the group into 4 directed them where to go.


And off the groups went for the shot gun start for the mini BD’s


The Thang:

Four 12 minute beatdowns with MillerTime on Turf Field 1 with bear crawls and stuff

Walkie-Talkie in the parking lot with a Walkie Talkie tune special with burpees, running, and more stuff.

Crikey in the woods with more burpees, LBC’s, WW2’s, and more stuff

Bottom Bunk on turf field 2 with team partner carries and more stuff


Cookie led Mary, Crikey and Cookie led countarama and namearama.  Devito officiated over the official peaceful transfer of power and recognized Cookie for his very strong leadership of the Alpha region for the last two years.  Speedo was revealed as our next Nantan. (great choice!)

Ballboy delivered a Ready-Mix tribute as the sun shown down for the first time of the day.

Crikey led us in a closing prayer.

The Food was great and our motivational speaker reminded us that ………………………..



Naked-Man Moleskin:

A huge thank you to Cookie for all of the behind the scenes efforts  leading our region for the past two years.  Delighted that we will be under the leadership of Speedo!

Thank you to all of the volunteers who made the event a success, in no particular order:

TO. Bottombunk, Hot Sauce, TMI, Pumba, Pepper, Nacho Libre, Walkie-Talkie, Miller Time, Crikey, Cookie,  Callahan, Speedo, Devito, Cox, Lumbergh, Ballboy  and HaHa (advice) (That’s 18 Hims plus anybody I missed)

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