Ace’s 1 Year Anniversary Que!?

AO: Firehouse

When: 12/23/2021

QIC: Lightweight

PAX (8): Ace Ventura, Dunshire, LifeLøck, Lightweight, Rodeo Clown, Sirmixalot, who, Zuckerberg


Twas’ the morning before Christmas Eve and all through Ace’s house not a creature was stirring, not even his spouse.

Through the cold morning we did strive awaiting for Ace Ventura to arrive.

At 5:30am for Ace we did lookout, but we start on time so we began the cold workout.


Although we did not have Ace Ventura to Que, I looked at Lightweight and said “I guess you’ll do.”

Side Straddle Hops is where we did start, 15 in sync while Ace did sack fart.

“Weedpickers next” Lightweight did say, followed by several Willie Mays Hay.

Imperial Walkers were last in the line, all while Ace slept in just fine.


The Thang:

“Go grab some coupons” Lightweight did shout, and about that time we all began to pout.

“Onto the firehouse” he did proclaim, at the same time we cursed Ace Ventura’s stupid name.

From lightpost to lightpost we exercised and ran, we made it to the firehouse then we ran it again.

“It is almost time!”  I called from behind, “We will end when we end” said Lightweight…can’t think of a rhyme 😀

A round of merry from which our voices did carry.

At 6:15 we ended, the exercises were suspended.



“Until next week” we started to speak.  Then all of a sudden some light began to peak.

Headlights from afar.  Was that Ace’s car!?

It was, it was.  His door was ajar.

“What the heck!?” Lightweight did mention.

“My alarm did not function” Ace responded.  “I wasn’t paying attention.”

All was forgiven for missing his que.  Ace brought some cups, but even that was past due.

Conversation was had, it wasn’t that bad.

Until next week then, don’t be too sad.

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