Shi++er’s Full, Officer!

AO: The Wreck

When: 12/20/2021

QIC: Echo

PAX (7): aflac, Donor, Switch, Tubbs, Yankee, Hammy


Sunday evening I felt called to get on the Q sheet- lo and behold today was open. I speculate that aflac gets notifications when someone is on the sheet as he asked who was leading the workout at the exact same moment. More evidence needed to confirm…

Six other PAX showed up on a blustery but clear morning, ready to start Christmas week off right!


Mosey to the football field parking lot:

Everyone circles up and… Tubbs immediately goes to the women’s restroom to take a dump.

“Tubbs took a dump: to begin with… This must be distinctly understood, or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate.” – Charles Dickens – A Christmas Carol.

While he’s warming his buns the rest of us fire off some SSH, toy soldier, weed picker, mountain climber.

Then it’s off to pick some lifting coupons and head to the football field- Tubbs’ was selected for him at which point he rejoined us.

The Thang:

In the endzone we circle up and take turns rolling the dice. I’m sure there is some F3 name for what we did, but it was a slight modification of a drinking game we created in college called “Chasing the Dozen”- where the idea was to drink frequently and compel everyone to shotgun beers by rolling a 12. This morning’s rules were as follows:

  • 2 Bonnie Belays (however they’re spelled)
  • 3 minutes of plank
  • 4 stone mountains
  • 5 plank jacks (don’t think this was ever rolled)
  • 6 merkins
  • 7 burpees (these were definitely rolled)
  • 8 curls
  • 9 skull crushers (as were these)
  • 10 squats with coupon
  • 11 overhead press
  • 12 bear crawl to the 50 and back

If a double was rolled, we doubled the exercise. Each round was completed when every PAX had rolled, and when the round was over we moseyed around the field to keep moving. Poop is still the topic of conversation during the runs as we swap stories as men are wont to do…

Everything is going fine when a police car rolls down into the lot, headed right for us. The police car stops… the officer gets out… and proceeds to head right into the bathroom previously defiled by Tubbs. Clearly the women’s restroom in the Roswell Area Park has some allure because he may have been there when we left.

Mosey back to the flag for a minute of Mary.


Continued prayers for Wide Right’s family, especially during the Christmas season. Blood drive on 12/30, details in Slack or reach out to Dipstick for more info. Eve of Christmas Eve get together was thrown out, but I can’t remember where. White elephant and drinking Bailey’s from Old Greg’s show on Christmas Eve!

Naked-Man Moleskin:

Transiberian Orchestra DOES in fact have lyrics in some of their songs, the only problem is it sounds like Michael Bolton. Unless you’re into Michael Bolton, then that wouldn’t be a problem at all.

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