The highly UNticipated release date of Sirmixalot’s new mixtape has arrived. It dropped on 12/9/21 at 5:30 am. The long line of exactly 8 PAX (counting the Sirmixalot himself) were lined up ready to hear it for the first time.
This album has a bit of everything. Some people are calling his new work ground breaking – and by some we mean exclusively Sirmixalot.
Tour dates have not been released yet but sales are expected to be inconsequential as Sirmixalot’s marketing campaign is limited to selling CDs out of the back of his 20 year old Xterra.
An early review from Stolling Rone gives the album 3 dumpster fires out of a possible 7.
“From the beginning this album sets the bar extremely low and somehow consistently fails to reach it.” – Sighman Cow-L
However other reviewers gave it high marks:
“This album is fantastic”- Hoboken Auto Trader
“This is the best-worst album we have reviewed this year” – The Journal of Investigative Dermatology.
“I mean, I suppose it’s better than listening to the wailing and gnashing of teeth of the souls of the condemned” – Knitter’s Weekly
In the end you’ll have to experience it for yourself and make up your own mind about just how terrible it is.
Weed Picker x 15
Morrocan Night Club x 15
Windmill x 15
The album release party consisted of Dora work while working through the playlist below. 1 PAX would run down the hill to the stop sign and back while the other did the prescribed exercises. Then swap, rinse, and repeat through 8 songs. (Dive bomber Merkin is from the Carolina dry dock position starting down and transitioning to a standard merkin)
Welcome to the Jungle
Send the pain Below
U cant touch this
Bomb on me
Dive bomber Merkin
Sweet Home Alabama
Alabama Ass Kicker
Posse on Broadway
Finished with Mary for 2ish minutes – WWII Situps by Ace and American Hammers to run out the clock by lifelock.
We had a visit from a downranger named Posh who is getting ready to move to the area. We will be glad to have him join our ranks.
Ace Ventura provided a MOC regarding being generous. Always a good reminder and especially during the holidays.
Santa Ruck this weekend – We collected some canned goods to share.
Good coffeteria discussion regarding patriotism and the flag and thinking about what it means to be an American.