Thebow Thursday
AO: The Gladiator
When: 01/07/2021
QIC: Tebow
PAX (14): Meatball, Scratchoff, Spandex, Speedo, Shrinkage, Biscuit (FNG), Bunyon, Laces, Fire Drill, Shiner, Dreamer, Cheneral, Brownie
Preamble:
With an FNG prethent YHC thried tho do a more complete dithclaimer than uthual and we were off.
Warm-O-Rama:
A thort mosey and then thircle up for:
SSH X10, 2 burpees
Arm Thircles Forward X10, 4 burpees
Arm Thircles Reverse X10, 6 burpees
Mountain ClimbersX10, 8 burpees
WindmillsX10, 10 burpees
The PAX were waiting for there to be thome profound numerology after the Pearl Harbor Q… no thuch luck, just a bunch of burpees for no apparent reathon.
The Thang:
Line up on the field for Thuicides Ladders.
18 yard line – BBSU x 10
midfield – SSH x 20, BBSU x 10
far 18 yard line – Mountain Climberth X30, SSH x 20, BBSU x10
Far end line – Dying Cockroacheth X40, MCX30, SSHX20, BBSUx10
Rinse and Repeat, new exercises were:
Lunges (alpha count), Squats, Monkey Humpers, LBC
Thime to change thenery – we mothied up to the pull up bar for a mini-murph and thplit into three groupth to keep thpread out and each tharted on a different exerthise.
5 pull upth, 10 merkinth, 15 thquats… we finished 5ish roundth or tho. Trying to warm up the crowd for Throller.
A final mothie around the thoftball fields (thorry Bunyan) and back to the flag for thome Pickle Pounders (always a favorite with an FNG) and 60 thecond plank.
COT:
Prayers for El Hombre and Mrs. Scratchoff, I feel like I’m missing something and my apologies for not remembering. We also need to say a prayer for Wicka Wicka as he gets his blood tests today.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
Always an honor, thanks for showing up and killing it. I love this group of men!
-Thebow out