C.P.Ayyyeee
AO: The Storm
When: 12/12/2019
QIC: Inseam
PAX (8): McDuff, Bartman, Dumpster, Spit Valve, Swiper, Mr. Hand, Snake, Inseam
Preamble:
YHC informed the Pax on slack that this BD would be a party and might possibly be the best time one could have at 5:30 in the morning. I believe that promise was upheld.
Briefly, 2019 was a year I will never forget, for more reasons than one. We will unpack this throughout the backblast.
Warm-O-Rama:
Hit play on the play list for today. Capri lap around the eye of the storm. Circle up by the flag for the following:
- 10 SSH IC
- 10 Weed Pickers IC
- 10 Sprinklers IC
Short mosey back to the cherry street silo where YHC briefed the Pax on the meaning behind todays celebration.
In 2019 YHC found F3, my life was transformed. I gained a brotherhood, have lost 50 pounds (and counting), and PASSED THE CPA EXAM! A challenge which I began April 2018…20 months ago. There are four sections, I failed 6 total times. Remember these numbers.
The above will be honored in today’s BD in the following ways:
- F3 – YHC on Q at the best AO in the Alpha
- Lost 50 Pounds in 2019 – A playlist of songs released in 2019
- Passed CPA Exam – C.P.A. Themed BD
The Thang:
C – Charles Bronson:
Line up at silo, perform 20 of given exercise, run to waypoint (~150 feet away), army crawl to second waypoint (~30 feet from first waypoint). We’d audible to bear crawls on the third round. Different beginning exercise each round, doing 20 reps each, as follows.
- SSH
- Merkins
- Burpees
- LBCs
- Jump Squats
P – Paula Abdul:
Short mosey to parking deck, instructions given. Paula Abdul is 2 up then 1 down of anything, until you reach the top of whatever it is…parking deck in this case. Head up two flights of stairs, perform exercise. Run down a flight, perform exercise. Then up 2 and so on until we reach the top. Exercises were as follows, performing 6 IC of each. Got a few strange looks from construction workers, but we didn’t get kicked out…If this didn’t get us thrown out, I believe we are good to go!
- Monkey Humpers
- Pickle Pounders
- Honey Mooners
- Crab Humpers
- Plank
- 10 Count (only so many of this type of exercise)
- Howling Monkeys – ring of fire style on top
A – All about the Benjamins:
Mosey to the rock pile (prettiest in the Alpha…it is coupon heaven). Perform the following, all totaling 100.
- 25 Curls, 25 Lunge walks, 25 Squats, 25 Lunge Walks back
- 25 Overhead Press, 25 Lunge walks, 25 Mt Climbers, 25 Lunge Walks back
- 25 Bentover Rows, 25 Lunge walks, 25 Box Jumps, 25 Lunge Walks back
That was so much fun we celebrated again with the following, on our way back to the flag:
- C – Colt 45
- P – Partner Carry
- A – Alternating Should Tap Ring of Fire
Back to the eye. 2 MoM round robin style. Boom. What a great morning
Playlist:
- The end of the Game – Wheezer
- Fire, Ready, Aim – Green Day
- Father of All… – Green Day
- Happy Days – Blink 182
- The First Time – Blink 182
- Blind Leading the Blind – Mumford and Sons
- Africa – Wheezer
- Happy Together – Weezer
- Blame it on My Youth – Blink 182
- Ready to Let Go – Cage the Elephant
- Social Cues – Cage the Elephant
- On Top of the World – Imagine Dragons (not 2019)
- The Wolf – Mumford and Sons (not 2019)
- Babel – Mumford and Sons (not 2019)
COT:
YHC thanked the Pax for helping transform my life in more ways than they know. Praise for a great year. F3 Alpha Holiday party.
Naked-Man Moleskin:
2017 – Married my M
2018 – Rescued our second “fur child”
2019 – See above
2020 – …man I cant wait to find out, just thankful Ill have my F3 brothers behind me the whole way.